On April 11, 2009 Foxhound Ops participated in a private game at SC Village in Chino, CA. The members of Foxhound were reportedly very excited about the day, as it had been many months since the entire team assembled together to play as a cohesive unit. Many new members had joined the ranks, and it was time to introduce everyone to each other, as well as get used to each others play styles.

Amid the lighthearded atmosphere of sportsmanship and inner team competition, there was a dark cloud that was looming over the beautiful southern Californian morning,... and that cloud had traveled in from North Korea in the form of Chrisassasin, a new acquisition to Foxhound Ops.

Though an outwordly mild mannered and polite player, Chrisassin spent the majority of his youth in North Korea being taught to idolize his "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il. Unbeknownst to the rest of Foxhound, Chris had been planning this day for a long time. His rule of North America would begin with usurping power of Foxhound Ops from Kestrel, their Team Captain.

4-11-09 Mission Debriefing

This picture of Chrisassin was taken at a North Korean press conference. The AP reporter was never heard from again.

After morning rules, everyone took the field with "Terry" their favorite Ref at SC Village, and quickly divided up the teams into bands and no-bands. They should have known that something was amiss when Chris began to nervously pace back and forth, and continued to make sure that the Ref. remembered to place Kestrel on the opposite team. Having never been exposed to North Koreans before, all of the Foxhound teammembers simply assumed that Chris was anxious to show his mettle on the field. But then things got interesting when Chris announced to everyone present that he would pay $5 US to anyone who got a head shot on Kestrel and Prettyboy (Kestrel's bodyguard) during the day. Jaws dropped to the floor, everyone stopped, and Chris confirmed that he would in fact, pay anyone who shot and eliminated Kestrel and Prettyboy in the head during the day  $5. No doubt money that had been funneled from the North Korean missile budget.

The first casualty of the day happened shortly afterward. When Foxhound Member "DHALLAK" who later claimed to not be able to see his teammates lack of an armband, promptly shot "PrettyBoy" 3 times in the head,.... despite the fact that they were on the same team. Dhallak (aka DerkaDan) later stated that he was sorry for shooting his teammate in the head, but defended his actions by saying that he could care less,... "I have my 70 Virgins waiting for me now you Infidel bastards"

Two games later, PrettyBoy was attempting to hold the entire left flank on his own against overwhelming odds, and while sprinting between cover, ran into a tripwire placed on the field, and at a full sprint, fell to the ground and landed on his knee. Foxhound officials cannot officially confirm or deny who planted the tripwire that injured PrettyBoy, but unnamed sources suggest that the teams towel head was seen jumping for joy and praying to the east after PB limped off of the field. It is not known if DerkaDan was overjoyed at the injury to PrettyBoy, or if he was simply happy because it was the first time in 2 years of playing, that his Tippmann X7 hadn't malfunctioned for the first hour of the day.

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Foxhound Ops member DHALLAK

(aka DerkaDan) shouting for joy to Allah shortly after shooting teammate PRETTYBOY 3 times in the head in an attempt to win $15 from Chrisassin.

Chrisassin's communist forces claimed yet another victem, as PrettyBoy's girlfriend who was also playing that day got her first kill of the day by eliminating Kestrel. Though not a very difficult task, it is still worthy of mention because he was using a suped up EGO, and she had one arm tied behind her back, is legally blind, and was using a slingshot. Needless to say that at this point in the day, the evil Allied forces of Foxhound Ops had no chance against the regimented forces of the "Dear Leader" from North Korea. As if to drive the point home, Chrisassin "mooned" the OpForce.

Unknown to the Commy side however, Kestrel and the rest of Foxhound had a few other tricks up their sleeves. PLEATHERFACE, having sensed the possibility for Chrisassin's bid for power, had taken precautions and hired 2 midget mercenaries to follow him around for the day and add much needed firepower to his teams side. The midget warriors seemed particularly adept at staying under incomming fire and using their huge employers size as cover during maneuvers.

Jester, another new addition to Foxhound, made a tremendous showing by "Surrendering" DerkaDan in Somalia. DHallak was so demoralized that he couldn't even raise his unibrow as he walked off of the field. Though he still held his turban high at the end of the day due to nearly killing PrettyBoy.

Kestrel nearly got his nipple shot off by Zooom midway through the day, which led to some very painful lactating issues as the games progressed.  ICE showed up a little late in the day, but was still able to jump into the action and get his share of kills before running back to HQ to cook our lunch. Mantis and her squad held an entire flank against overwhelming odds, while they were all mostly out of ammo and were firing "for effect."

And towards the very end of the day when Foxhound finallly DID all get to play together on the same side against the walk ons,... they dominated.

PLEATHERFACE pictured issuing orders to his two midget minions during the battle for Kosavo.

In fact, the only true difficult posed by the OpForce once Foxhound was able to finally play together as a team, was one annoying walkon, who had to be dealt with harshly.

Reported by: Chris Donahue, Associated Press.